so...

...i'm currently out of topics that strike me as relevant. hence, i'm going to do what most bloggers do best: blather on about myself. i could talk about current events, how the bush "administration" (administering more than just politics) announced a "drop in homelessnes" and how ridiculous articles that attribute the decline to a name when all that's happening is an exchange of finance and how easy it would be to alleviate ALL homelessness, poverty, starvation. if only we didn't spend all our cash on an elaborate scheme to make a few people wealthy enough to make solomon blush, and oh yes weapons to destroy everyone. thanks. no. that's my answer to politics at this juncture in my life. i'll kill myself on my own terms. one drink and smoke at a time. apathetic towards institutions, but still a compassionate humanist. i yam what i yam. mr. potato head. and on that note...
let's get to know me a little bit, shall we?
my name is narcissus. when i said in my first post "i don't plan on writing for the sake of vanity" yeah that was a lie. of the bold faced kind no less. i apologize for the lie, but not for my beautiful awesome intelligent drunkard self! ha.
i do things other than drink, believe it or not.
i have a job at a butcher shop! cuttindameat...well, not really. i work the counter and deli. essentially, i just push meat. i also make music with friends, by myself, and obviously i like to write, although this is honestly the first time i've kept a journal and considered sticking with it for some time. it's perverted how we, and by we i mean the blogging community, all love putting our words out there to strangers to send us comments. tell us how to live or what we should be saying and somehow this is something people thrive on? and bloggging is a terrible word that sounds like a curse word: "MOTHER BLOGGER" or "JESUS BLOGGING CHRIST" or "WHERE IN THE BLOG DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT MONKEY?" oh yes. i have yet to mention my love for monkeys. and pirates. literary wet dreams, those two. pirates and monkeys. mmmmmmmm. whoa, that's a little creepy. and i could erase it, but you gotta show respect to the p&m combo, which is a combo i've just invented, consider yourself enlightened. tangents and rants are fun also. anyway, i gotta go handle and push some meat. blog off...